I don’t care abt overed watch but u bet I’m about make fun of straight men for crying about soldier 76 being gay








I don’t care abt overed watch but u bet I’m about make fun of straight men for crying about soldier 76 being gay








“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”
Translation:
[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]
Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.
I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife
It’s a mink
i had a dream i went to magical idol school and i got in trouble with the cops so the rest of the dream was me, a magical girl, running from the cops.
the reason i was being chased down was because the headmaster of the school was trying to frame my friend and ruin his life only because she, and the rest of the school, didn’t like his powers so I killed her out of anger haha

I’d watch 5 whole seasons of this anime
horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
Anonymous asked:
ohmygodthanks answered:
This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.